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Vagus Nerve Reset

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1.
Kennel 02:55
Kennel When it seems like life is over Life is overwhelming When you’re left without an owner Fleabag loner gelding Chorus: Yesterday I had an owner She forgot to tell me though Where an old dog has to go to Get a bone inside this old Kennel (x4) On my honor as a canine There’s a pain I’m quelling In my dreams I’m home again and It’s her hand I’m smelling Chorus And now that she’s gone away My tail doesn’t wag the way it did Only yesterday, a better day at that So I’m left with memories Inside of her box of treats Surprise, nothing more to eat I gave it to the cat If I could have anything now Anything I wanted I would be her dog forever She’s the one I trusted Chorus End
2.
Suzi Somebody Well it’s raining on the television And Suzi can’t make a decision Staring off into a hole she Fumbles for remote control and Slams it down Onto the ground And listens to the static sound And wonders if there is a heaven For a girl just turned eleven Maybe out in Hollywood she’d Find a way, she knows she could be Big as life In skin so tight And show the world who’s got it right Chorus: Look at little Suzi, living in a movie Someone oughtta build a church around her Center of a scene and California dreamin’ Never quite materialized Coming home at six a.m. and Shower off those last three men and Wonder if the statement’s worth this Swallowing salt of the earth or Just a joke Some piss-poor joke Made up to string her out on hope Chorus End
3.
Crocodile Tears Why did you call me and be cryin’ Did you call me like you’re tryin’ to heal I ain’t got no use for cryin’ Ain’t go not use for your lyin’ for real When did you begin to feel like the rest of us? I thought that you were made of steel And sugar and spice And everything nice Chorus: But don’t let your crocodile tears Soak through the phone into my ears You never thought a minute ‘bout nobody else But then you never get to see me cough Breakin’ a sweat to shake it off I’m just the one who gets to look out for myself again Now that you’ve been beat up by lovin’ And you ain’t doin’ the shovin’ this time Out comes all the stuff you been stuffin’ Aw, but it doesn’t mean nothin’ cuz I’m Thinking that it’s only fair, after all I can only sit and stare At the wall And try to care Chorus Instrumental Chorus End
4.
Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing She says she’s an actress looking for a role How did I know, mama? How did I know? She has to turn her back, this wasn’t s’posed to go Like it might go, mama, like it could go Guess it’s hard to tell Walking on eggshells If the popcorn sells, it’s a show She puts on the blackest face that she can hold How did I know, mama? How did I know? She fights the distraction, fucking up her lines Could you be mine, mama? Won’t you be mine? Someone’s screaming “action!” or is it in her mind? But don’t it feel fine, mama? Don’t it feel fine? She’s an open page When she walks onstage She looks so afraid of the times That she’s weak with attraction and her teeth all grind But could you be mine, mama? Won’t you be mine? Instrumental Guess it’s hard to tell Walking on eggshells If the popcorn sells, it’s a show She puts on the blackest face that she can hold How did I know, mama? How did I know?
5.
That’s Not Real See all of me, it told you, in a fever dream We all agree it sold you for a cheaper thing and I know, I know It’s so tempting and I know, I know You’re expecting to find a better spot, somewhere else than what you got, But maybe what you’re looking for is not for sale today Still you’ve got plastic in your eyes And when the magic in you dies You’re digging through the box looking for the prize that is the way But Chorus: That’s not real (x4) That’s a different thing That’s not real (x4) You’ve got a feeling for it, and it tastes so fine You’ve gotta have some more it’s gonna ease your mind and I know, I know Why you’re desperate and I know, I know Standing next to it It’s hard to see inside, beyond the package where it hides But when you go to open it, surprise, it’s already stale It makes you crazy when you see the magic things on your TV You better go buy a way to be while it’s on sale But Chorus Candy-coated life-cream soda all tastes pretty much the same Hooks and bobbers, cops and robbers are all just pieces of the game But Chorus (x2) End
6.
Into the Sea 04:29
Into the Sea Frosty reception at the door to my soul If you ain’t got the password then you can feel free to stand out in the cold Down in the basement, there sits a suitcase of glory and lies Are you just a replacement for love or a song in disguise? Chorus: So I guess we can just go on sinning with confidence Everything’s relative, to a degree I guess we can count on the goddess of providence Follow her footsteps straight into the sea Pretty Illusion hovers just overhead Full of heartbreaking promises, promised to us and then smothered in bed But there’s no resurrection, and you look around wondering what to do Pondering a reflection of something you thought that you knew Chorus Instrumental Chorus Into the sea Into the sea Into the sea Into the End
7.
Get Laid Song I know what’s going through your mind You just give a little sign if you wanna come and play At something less ordinary than you do today Even if it’s a temporary stay… Meet me there, underneath the hallway stairs Somewhere at the mall, who cares? As long as you can come And bring me a roll of quarters for that killing game Because I know that the pinball here is lame Chorus: But if it’s something you don’t wanna do I don’t wanna take away from you I don’t wanna break your world in two I’m king of the mistake, but I don’t wanna take away from you Sit back down, listen to my purring sound Feeling like you were around, maybe in a way But what’s in a situation? What does it really say? Getting drunk on a celebration day… Chorus Instrumental End
8.
Carolyn 05:34
Carolyn One thing I noticed about you You always smiled and gave me a hug Left everybody without you One final dance with a dangerous drug Looking for something you hadn’t seen Too many friends lie around you Slipped and fell off the end of their ropes Too many questions that drowned you Too much reality crushing your hopes But deep inside yourself you’re stayin’ clean Chorus: You’re so clean, Carolyn In a dream, Carolyn I wonder if you remember All of those things you could never let go Caught like a fly in the amber Thinking you didn’t know what you should know Looking for something you hadn’t seen Were you about to discover How you could live in a meaningful way? Were you afraid of another Confusing experience after today? But deep inside yourself you’re stayin’ clean Chorus Instrumental End
9.
Canary 02:56
Canary Too afraid to live Too afraid to die Too afraid to fail Too afraid to try Too afraid to ask Too afraid to tell Too afraid to know Too afraid to spell it out in English You know, you know what keeps you there A set of verbal handcuffs Keeping you from getting anywhere and You won’t admit it, you won’t admit it You won’t admit it, you won’t admit it Too afraid to stay Too afraid to go Too afraid to play Too afraid to fold Too afraid to flow Too afraid to clot Too afraid to look Too afraid to not, and there you’re standing You’re frozen like you’re paralyzed Your fingers all would tremble If they weren’t all so immobilized and You won’t admit it, you won’t admit it You won’t admit it, you won’t admit it Chorus (x2): But make that step, canary Don’t you hold your breath, canary Life is sweet, canary Can’t you see it isn’t very long at all, canary? Got to sing your song, canary Taste the world, canary I know it’s all weird and scary now. End
10.
City Song 03:07
City Song Sirens scream like the animals Here in the jungle all inside a cage Whispers from streetside cicadas, all Pushing their heroin into your face Eyes look out under the street lamps That rise up like cold, metal trees Cries from the holes in the cliffs Just another odd symptom of civil disease Chorus: And I contemplate This city abuzz like a hive And I think I relate These places are always alive Subways pound out their message in Tribal percussion down under your feet Restless, the natives are huddled ‘round Bright neon campfires that pepper the street Toes do the Thorazine shuffle that Knows when the warmer cafes all Close, leave them out in the jungle of Newspaper bedsheets and cold Saturdays Chorus Instrumental End
11.
Revolution Move Everything you say On my mind today You’re pulling for the war What a common knife What a piece of life You’re bringing in the door It’s part of a master plan Well I heard it, man, before Snorting your high school thrills But your rolled-up bills just bore me bad. So it’s happenin’ soon At the crack of noon A revolution move And your action tribe’s Getting in the vibe There’s nothing they can lose Wait for a conference call While your makeup all runs dry March in your big parade While your feelings fade right by again. Instrumental End
12.
Discontinued 03:51
Discontinued Twenty-two days since I’ve heard a word from you Twenty-two ways I have wondered what to do Guess you never thought beyond where you wanted to But you never saw it from my point of view Out on the pavement of my soul Where cracks are forming around you Well, I never wanted you to be So apparently afraid of me I’ve been sentenced here without a trial Just another number on the dial Out on the pavement of my soul Where cracks are forming around you Chorus: Am I keeping you up Like you’re keeping me up in the air? Never ending, but discontinued Like a magazine subscription From nowhere Instrumental What you’ve taken, I can’t bring it back I’ve awakened to this saddest fact In my grief and anger, I placate Maybe I’m just destined for a fate Out on the pavement of my soul Where cracks are forming around you Chorus End
13.
Coffee Girl 03:02
Coffee Girl Coffee girl is everywhere Except the place I wanted her to be tonight But it’s all right I’ll make my way back home and watch TV ‘Cause I guess it’s only me Yeah, I guess it’s only me Well, I guess it’s only me. Standing in the cemetery I could see that she was very keen and Let me walk around her self Or maybe it was just a dream ‘Cause I guess it’s only me Yeah, I guess it’s only me Well, I guess it’s only me. So my picture is a desert And there’s sand all in my eyes Guess I’ll find a bar and go anesthetize Someone’s pulling on her sweater She’s got way too many sides Maybe she’s the kind that never quite decides Guess it doesn’t matter anyway I guess it’s just another day to me And I can get along And sing a song About her sorcery ‘Cause I guess it’s only me Yeah, I guess it’s only me Well, I guess it’s only me. End
14.
Hairdo of Steel Princess Diana had it coming What was she thinking dating that boy? I suspect her mama she was bummin’ Her baby broke just like an old toy Her spirit joined Ophelia’s and Mary Jo Kopechne’s In a royal fucking tantrum, screaming “no, you don’t impress me” From the bottom of a river in the middle of the woods Cuz they did it with some royalty and came out with the goods And were quietly erased from the equation that they thought that they had solved By looking wickedly coy And the only reason Jackie O weren’t done in Was because that girl was really a boy. Well you could swear you saw a spread she’d done in Playboy You could claim she had a lady’s appeal But all the while she really was a gay boy Done up in them sunglasses and heels And she had us all entranced, just like a ship inside a bottle But she tipped her hand there when she married a guy named Aristotle Cuz we all know Greeks are homos, wearing padded bras and lifts And we’ve been lectured never to accept their little wooden gifts And though Jackie played it feminine, she also played it cool Kept her nose out of the family deals And if there was one thing with which she could get away, boy It was a motherfuckin’ hairdo of steel. Chorus: It was a hairdo of steel, you could not even push or pull it Yes, a hairdo of steel that put the magic in that bullet, yes A hairdo of steel, deflecting everything that touched it It could not be crimped or curled you know it never even rusted Well Anne Boleyn was inconvenient So Henry offed her as a divorce On Monica Lewinsky they were lenient There was no excessive use of force But Marilyn Monroe, you know she really had to go Cuz she had slept with half the Kennedys and was too in-the-know So they had her disappeared and leaked a story to the TV And then later Gary Condit did the same to Chandra Levy Aw but Jackie O, she really knew just how to play the cards Had the certain smooth and prescient feel And all the while she remained quite obedient To her motherfuckin’ hairdo of steel. Chorus End
15.
Single Mom 02:07
Single Mom Hey, Hey, Single Mom Time to get that dinner on Pick the toys up off the lawn and Never lose your smile Hey, Hey, what’d you say? Never got your wedding day Doesn’t matter anyway ‘least you ain’t livin’ in denial Hey, Hey, Single Mom Put your kid to bed and get your pretty on Pour the drinks and pack the bong And be young again a while Hey, Hey, look my way You’re beautiful in the morning rays With your sleepy eyes and your Saturn phase And your Panasonic style

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released February 18, 2023

Tom Sturm: Guitars, Bass, Drums, Vocals, Piano/Organs, Keys/”Strings”/Mellotrons, Percussion, Harmonica, Kazoos

Mark Alan Miller: Better Percussion, Samples, Didjeri-Don’t, MIDI/Studio Magic

All Songs written by Tom Sturm, ©2023 by Tom Sturm/Negative Platinum Music (ASCAP)

Produced by Tom Sturm and Mark Alan Miller
Recorded at Slaughterhouse Studios, Westhampton, Mass. (acoustic & vocal basics); Sonelab, Easthampton, Mass. (instrumentation) and The Maples, Easthampton, Mass. (“Single Mom”)

Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Mark Alan Miller at Sonelab, Easthampton, Mass.

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Vagus Nerve Reset is a two-album project by Tom Sturm. Vol. 2 will be released in 2024.

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